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Joke of the Day

"The father of Mike Davidson, what's his full name? David Mikesdaad"

"Told my coworker to shut up or I would slash his tires. He laughed, I laughed. Now I'm by his car with a knife and I can hear sirens. :("

"Honey Boo Boo changes name to Sugar Scab."

"I sincerely hope that when I get older my children don't put me in a home or on a stage at a political convention."

"What do you call a nautical plunderer who assists with the flight of an aircraft? A co-pirate"

"Him: Hi Me: I bet you say that to all the girls"

"How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up as an alter boy."

"I used to copy Mitch Hedberg jokes and post them here. I still do, but I used to too..."

"First Kangaroo: How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros? Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory."

"Why DOES ""February"" have that extra R? It should just be ""Februay."""