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Joke of the Day
"I used to copy Mitch Hedberg jokes and post them here. I still do, but I used to too..."
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"Bless you, my son... What is the difference between a priest and acne? Acne waits for puberty before coming on his face."
"I've found that most girls make a lot of noise in the bedroom... Usually right after they see me at the window."
"Give a woman a compliment and you'll eat for a day. Force a woman to fish for compliments and she'll feed someone else."
"What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot, you racist!"
"Three People Killed at Colorado Abortion Clinic Sounds like a slow day to me"
"Why did the condom cross the road? It got pissed off."
"I hate how politically correct we have become as a society ... You can't even say black paint anymore. Now you have to say, ""Jamal kindly paint my house?"""
"Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body."
"There are weight limits on car seats, airlines, skydiving, military, horseback riding, kayaks, and bikes......how is it there are no weight limit on high heels?"