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Joke of the Day
"""want to go grab some dinner?"" *lights cat on fire* sorry I can't my cats on fire"
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"Non-alcoholic beer... Is like eating your sister's pussy. It tastes the same but deep down you know it just isn't right."
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"A one-word joke that'll make any Australian laugh Politics."
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"Really? Wow! (The only two things I ever say to kids)"
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