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Joke of the Day
"Anyone know where I can buy some camo pants? Can't find them anywhere."
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"Remember when mowhawks meant you were a tough punk rocker? Now they just mean that you're 3 and your parents are idiots."
"GOD: I've created donuts ANGEL: ooh they're yummy but why the hole? GOD: ANGEL: GOD: ANGEL: because they are holy GOD: because they are holy"
"I'm sorry did you say your name is ned or bread"
"What even is Atheism? A non-prophet organization."
"What do you call an online relationship? E-bae... I'll see myself out"
"What does a tight pair of pants and a cheap motel have in common? No ballroom."
"hey look! *picks up a tiny ghost costume off pavement* how cool is thi ew why is it wet? ""dude, that's a condom"""
"Jokes don't kill people people who don't get jokes kill people."
"What has 2 legs and bleeds......? ....half a dog."