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Joke of the Day
"I wished I loved anything as much as white people love saying ""gracias"" at Mexican restaurants."
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"If I had a choice between stairs and a runged instrument for ascending things... I would choose the ladder."
"Instead of expecting your wife to make you dinner every night like it's 1950, man up and develop a cocaine habit so you don't need to eat."
"I feel really bad for kids in third world countries... They have to go through puberty and their mid-life crisis at the same time."
"A termite walks into a bar... And asks, ""Is the bartender here?""."
"Grilled some hotdogs and offered my friend one He said, ""No thanks, I'm Jewish."" I said, ""Don't worry, they're free."""
"My boss told me, ""you're the worst train driver ever. How many have you derailed this year?"" I replied, ""I'm not sure, it's hard to keep track"""
"If Caitlyn Jenner was a super hero, what team would she be in? The X-Men"
"Math, I'm not a therapist... ...Solve your own problems."
"My parents always said no drugs before marriage After that.... they just understood."