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Joke of the Day

"Irish Car Bomb Yanks have a cocktail called an ""Irish car bomb"", but if you stuck two flakes in an ice cream cone and called it a 9/11 they'd get offended."

"The bison was declared as USA's national mammal Hearing these news, the Republicans breathed a sigh of relief - at least it's not gayson"

"A termite walks into a bar and asks... ... Where's the bar tender?"

"My das always used to eat rabbit before he went for a run - he said it made him go faster Really, it just put a little more of a hop in his step"

"Why do Steven Avery's victims see him naked from the waist down? Because his lawyers keep filing away his briefs."

"Deep Love no matter how deeply you love someone, you cannot express it more than six inches deep"

"I want to start an all Chinese, Iron Maiden cover band It'll be called Maiden China"

"Where do cousins come from? Ant holes"

"Are you afraid of quantum mechanics ? Dont worry, it's gonna be Feynman."

"You know who's even bigger than Ariana Grande? Ariana Venti."