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Joke of the Day
"A termite walks into a bar and asks... ... Where's the bar tender?"
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"So a man walks into a... All you just got to do is finish it."
"There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence... As he jumped down he sneered at me and I thought, well, that's a little condescending."