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Joke of the Day

"My das always used to eat rabbit before he went for a run - he said it made him go faster Really, it just put a little more of a hop in his step"

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"What do you call a Polish person going down a hill? A Rollie Pollie"
"Bloody Foreigner... ...coming over here, wanting to know what love is."
"I knew a bar where a bunch of OBGYN's would frequent. Their favorite night to go was Wednesday because it was Cervix Industry Night."
"My first time having sex was a lot like my first time in church.. Actually, come to think of it, it was my first time in church."
"You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me."
"Welcome to woodworking club, please make a seat."
"Violently swerving ur car will not throw a spider off the window. Doesnt work like it does with humans. Just in case u need to know."
"What do you call a Jedi knight who delivers babies? Obi-Gyn Kenobi."
"What do you call a good fortune teller? Optimystic"