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Joke of the Day

"The bison was declared as USA's national mammal Hearing these news, the Republicans breathed a sigh of relief - at least it's not gayson"

"Who do you think the scariest POTUS was? I'd have to say Rushmore, considering he had four heads."

"What did the apple say to the pear? [Man, go] away!"

"If you love someone, set them on fire. If they don't come back they aren't a phoenix and were completely useless to you anyway."

"Sometimes I wake up grumpy.. Other times I let her sleep"

"What do you call a social networking site for women who love to masturbate? cunterest"

"I just ended a 5 years long relationship I'm fine, it wasn't my relationship."

"What do doctors hope to see on Christmas Santa-Gauze! I'll see myself out..."

"How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus? Poke 'em on."

"Why did Princess Diana Cross the Road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt!"