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Joke of the Day

"The bison was declared as USA's national mammal Hearing these news, the Republicans breathed a sigh of relief - at least it's not gayson"

"So my dad posted a picture on Facebook with captioned ""Condom challenge fail"" It was a photo of me."

"Shout out to Debra on Facebook for saving lives by letting everyone know that the snow is slippery."

"Why does the moon have no hair? because it's waxing"

"What happens when the cows refuse to be milked? Udder chaos!"

"Their are only two things I hate about this world Those who can't respect other people's cultures and the Danish"

"This one took me a while to get when I was a kid: Three guys walk into a bar The fourth one ducked."

"at library ME: This book wasn't helpful at all! LIBRARIAN: Why? What's the problem? BIRD: [mockingly] ""Why? What's the problem?"""

"My memory is flawless But my ability to recall is not great"

"What's the difference between a Terrorist training camp and a Pakistani kindergarten? Shit I dunno, I just fly the drone."