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Joke of the Day
"Yo momma so fat... She is geographically bipolar."
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"What is the oldest joke in the book? The first one written"
"Blanket on: too hot, Blanket off: too cold, 1 leg out: perfect, until the demon from Paranormal Activity grabs it & drags you down the hall."
"There is this guy that hates taking a poop. But shit happens."
"What do you call a pessimistic melon? A cantaloupe"
"How do normal people vs feminists laugh? Normal People: HeHeHe... Feminist: SheSheShe.."
"What's the difference between you and Dick Clark? At least that dick had a stroke. Thank you Hard times of RJ Berger"
"What does a black man do after sex? 15 years to life"
"I was pretty nervous doing stand-up in front of a bunch of nudists but then I imagined the crowd in their underwear and it helped so much."
"My pastry factory has been pretty successful... So far we've had a good turnover."