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Joke of the Day
"How do Chinese people name their babies? Throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make."
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"Joke from New Zealand: ""What's a Hindu?"" Lays iggs."
"Teacher: If I had ten flies on my desk and I swatted one how many flies would be left? Girl: One - the dead one!"
"For some reason all of my friends are calling me racist I just can't seem to get through to them that racism is a crime, and crime is for black people"
"What kind of pizzas did Al Qaeda deliver to the World Trade Center? Two large plains."
"Pal: on your date, don't let her think you get jealous on date Date: the steak please Me: So you know, I'm cool with you talking to that guy"
"Working on my new book, ""How to Get Through Life Without Reading."""
"Two men walk out of a bar, both are drunk and ready to fight! One draws a line in the dirt and says to the other man, ""If you cross this line i will punch you!"" That was the punchline."
"In what kind of accident will you lose both your hands and your eyes? An accident you cant quite come to grips with because you never saw it coming."
"What happens to Germans when they eat too many lemons? They become sour krauts."