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Joke of the Day
"How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Nail a piece of toast to the ceiling."
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"Women go crazy only once a month for 30 days."
"How much crack did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men"
"Who has two thumbs and looks an awful lot like Alec Baldwin? Alec Baldwin"
"""I suppose you have to live somewhere."" - A more accurate motto for the state of Utah."
"I'm so single my cat has a cat."
"My lesbian neighbor got me a Rolex this year for my birthday... I think she misunderstood when I said ""I wanna watch"""
"My wife doesn't know this, but for the first 3 years of our marriage I thought we were supposed to share a toothbrush."
"What do you call a blonde with brown hair? artificial intelligence"
"I lost my mood ring. I'm not sure how I feel about this."