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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the baker who robbed a bank? He came in with buns glazing."
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"USA lose graciously to Belgium in the World Cup. Obama says no hard feelings & any drones heading towards Belgium are nothing to worry about"
"When you see a girl who was hot in high school, but a decade later she's not https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-RfZDiayDI"
"Just smiled at a stranger. So how does this work, will I get a direct deposit in my account?"
"What do you call a Hispanic guy's quest to get gender reassignment surgery? Manuel Trans Mission"
"The shortest distance between two points is over a cyclist. ~Australian drivers, apparently."
"How do you say virgin in German? Goodandtight"
"What did the mortician say to the corpse? We're gonna need more lube."
"Drink to remember. Drink to forget. Tweet while drinking, Wake up with regret."
"Where does a redditor get most of his news from? The Hydraulic Press"