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Joke of the Day
"What is Al Qaeda's favourite team? New York Jets"
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"Any party is an ugly sweater party if you're ugly and you sweat a lot"
"Rest in peace boiled water You will be mist."
"Alarming new research into the growing sleep epidemic Over 99% of people are now addicted to sleep, admitting they engage in sleep at least twice a week, most say they couldn't live without it"
"Grilled some hotdogs and offered my friend one He said, ""No thanks, I'm Jewish."" I said, ""Don't worry, they're free."""
"What do you call a bugle inside of a bubble? A buble!"
"Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street...... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close."
"Big trouble in my kitchen tonight. The pot called the kettle black. The cup called the mug white. And they both called the teabag gay."
"What do you get when a horse's food comes to know Jesus? Christian Bale"
"The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close."