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Joke of the Day
"A kitchen joke. Why was the cutting board? The knife was really dull"
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"What pier is disliked by almost everybody? Piers Morgan."
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"Short skirts have a tendency to make men polite. Have you ever seen a man get on a bus ahead of one?"
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"Women are like iPhones. You have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberries, rub one ball and everything moves."
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