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Joke of the Day
"I love my life, but it just wants to be friends..."
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"TIFU by taking a shower. I wonder if they've noticed it's missing yet?"
"KANYE: I made Taylor Swift famous TRUMP: We should ban all Muslims KANYE: BILL COSBY INNOCENT TRUMP: THE POPE SUCKS KANYE: damn ur good"
"I heard apple was going straight to the iPhone 7 I guess it won't be very 6s-ful"
"My friend took his grandmother to one of those health spas where tiny fish eat all the dead skin... It cost him $300, but it was a lot cheaper than a funeral..."
"Saturday usually #followfriday"
"My psychiatrist said I have a narcissistic personality I don't know what that means, but must be pretty good if I've got it."
"Why did the perv go into Victoria's Secret? The panties were half off"
"My friend brags to me all the time about the women he has seen naked We both agreed the internet is awesome."
"I'm going to make a list of my favorite sausages, brat to wurst."