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Joke of the Day
"I heard apple was going straight to the iPhone 7 I guess it won't be very 6s-ful"
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"LPT: If you're cold, try standing in a corner. They are usually about 90"
"Hate it when a banana has bruises on it but the banana says it fell down the stairs & you just know it's lyin' to protect an asshole banana"
"Friend: [rubs my shoulder] Aw, honey, your life isn't over. It's just beginning! Me: *sobs even harder"
"Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Actually, never mind. I'll finish, you'll be thoroughly disappointed, and then I'll start crying."
"Polio walks into a bar and no one walks out."
"DEODORANT: ugh i hate my job, gotta go in his gross armpit all the time TOILET PAPER: bro"
"Geeze, how's all the news in Nepal? It's really shaking me up!"
"What happens in a battle between storm troopers and red shirts? (Star Trek) The storm troopers all miss, and the red shirts all die"
"A psychic Midget escaped from jail yesterday. The papers read: ""Small Medium at Large"""