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Joke of the Day
"A group of crows killed an innocent person It really was a murder scene"
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"Why did the Siamese twins move to England? So the one on the right could drive for a change."
"how do you know if an asian man robbed your house your homeworks done, your computers upgraded, and 3 hours later hes still trying to back out the driveway."
"Thank Satan it's Monday."
"How do you stop a Polish tank? Shoot the guy that's pushing it"
"I really like those Black and White movies where no one speaks Inter racial porn."
"[planning heist] LEADER: we can kill the alarm, but how do we get through the concrete wall? *everyone turns to look at the kool-aid man*"
"What's the difference between a Mexican and an elevator? An elevator can raise a family I'll just see myself out."
"What's the difference between beer nut and deer nuts? Beer nuts will cost you about $1.25. Deer nuts are under a buck."
"My friend has mexican car insurance. It's called get out and run."