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Joke of the Day
"What do cows like on their hotdogs? MOOstard."
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"So there's this new music attraction at SeaWorld featuring some guy they call Squid Barrett. They refer to themselves as Ink Floyd."
"I'm going to create a new app for people who want to find more pornography like the porn they already like. . . Porndora."
"The was this democratic elevator stuck in the basement it kept getting down votes."
"Yo momma so poor...[original] she vote for Obama cos she want change ahhh thank you ill be here all week"
"What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ? She had mittens !"
"Do not use the word ""ghetto"" indiscriminately unless referring to that booty there. Daaaaamn!"
"If you ever feel like you're bad at your job, remember At least you don't work in polling"
"Why did batman fill his freezer with water bottles? Because he wanted just ice."
"How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit."