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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between beer nut and deer nuts? Beer nuts will cost you about $1.25. Deer nuts are under a buck."

"Did you hear the joke about Ebola? ...well you're probably not going to get it."

"What does a grape say when you step on it? Nothing. It just lets out a little wine."

"I got into a fight with the son of Odin.. I wasn't feeling well that day and when he was done with me, I said.. you're loki"

"Why did a physician go to prison? His medical license was doctored."

"How do skeletons kiss Skeletons don't have lips, they just bone."

"Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her."

"whats worse than eating shit out of someone's ass? chewing & transferring it to your lover's mouth"

"What is the most important thing for a hungry shark? A-fish-in-sea."

"""Siri, why am I single?"" Siri: opens front face camera"