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Joke of the Day
"My friend has mexican car insurance. It's called get out and run."
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"what did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend... wiped his arse"
"How do cows multiply? With cowculators!"
"The Mexican word of the day is ""Wheelchair"" For example, ""Hey mang, I see you don't have a lunch today so wheelchair mine."""
"Life without bacon is meaning less... That's why we can kill the jews."
"How to tell if someone is pedantic Say, ""Hey, you're being pretty pendantic."" If they respond with this, they're pedantic: ""No, I'm *pe*dantic, not *pen*dantic."""
"Why did Dairy Queen get pregnant? ...Because Burger King didn't wrap his whopper"
"My wife said that my 5 year old gets really hyper because of the sugar he has at breakfast so I think I'll stop putting it in his coffee."
"Now remember kids; if a stranger offers you drugs say thank you because drugs are expensive ;)"
"My New Years resolution is 1080p."