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Joke of the Day
"Why did Princess Diana cross the road? No seatbelt."
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"[Meeting] *Gestures to pie chart* ""Now as you can see this chart is not nearly as delicious as it sounds."""
"I just found out how babies are made. Gross!"
"What happens when you get hit by a rental car? It Hertz."
"A teenage boy asks his granny: 'Have you seen my pills, they are labelled LSD? Granny: ""Fuck the pills; have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?"""
"What do you call a psychic dwarf running from the law? A small medium at large"
"What's a vampire's favorite dance? The Vaults."
"What do Shakespearian Buddhists eat for breakfast? Om and cheese Hamlets."
"How do you make a patty melt? Give Marcie a strap-on."
"I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me... She calls me her sixty second lover...."