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Joke of the Day

"A teenage boy asks his granny: 'Have you seen my pills, they are labelled LSD? Granny: ""Fuck the pills; have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?"""

"NATURAL BLONDE Q: What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair? A: Artifical intelligence."

"My girlfriend wants to be in a long distance relationship, according to this restraining order."

"The Navy is beginning to recruit blind men. They are sending them out to sea."

"I hate it when people want to argue over the use and meaning of words. For example, I like to think of myself as a ""ladies man."" But the jury preferred the term ""rapist."""

"Helluva guy John is a hellava guy. Type of guy who goes out on a Friday night, gets a couple of blow jobs, comes back and gives his buddy one."

"The guy who created Virgin airlines probably didnt go to high school otherwise he would have called it ""shes probably lying airlines""."

"Should I Get In Trouble For Something I Didn't Do... Student: Should I get in trouble for something I didn't do? Teacher: No of course not! Student: Oh, OK great. I didn't do my homework..."

"What do you call a thrash can that cant close A thrash cannot (hahaha.....)"

"I'd want a burglar to break into my house, I'll help them look for money."