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Joke of the Day

"I give my stoner friends fruitcake for Christmas just so I can imagine them hating me a little while they can't help eating it."

"aHow many light bulbs does it take to change a man?a -light bulb factory worker going insane"

"What do you call two straight days of rain in Seattle? The weekend!"

"What 8 letter word is read the same way backwards and forwards? Dyslexia"

"Jack and Jill went up the hill.... And Jill came back with an IPhone 7"

"Sleeping thoughts Sometimes when I go to sleep I like to look at the stars and just think... what the hell happened to my roof!?"

"What do you call a humor site with bad ads? PunHub."

"A friend wanted ""cold hard cash"" for his birthday So I gave him a $20 bill inside of a chunk of ice."

"My boss just informed me that a birthday is not a legitimate excuse to start drinking at 8am."

"I'd make a great housewife. I'd boil you a chicken every night. I'd boil you so many meats."