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Joke of the Day

"What's the best thing about fingering a gypsy on her period? You get your palm red for free."

"Why was I named after Adolf Hitler... Well, I certainly wasn't named before him!"

"Q. How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb? A. Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!"

"How do you bury a pothead? Coughin'"

"Why aren't midgets attention whores? Cause they know they're important."

"you think there'd be a word for 'sleeping bag' that isn't a placeholder description of what it is"

"What do you call an Asian man with one leg? Tie Won Shoo"

"-Do you take drugs? -No. -Ever tried them? -Never. -You seem very nervous. -I'm just not used to being questioned by a unicorn."

"Which is better Pirate Bay or Pirate Bae? Pirate Bae, because it never goes down."

"A breakfast buffet at my funeral so people will be happy. But with soy bacon and chia seed pancakes so they know it's a time to grieve."