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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard about the homeless assassin? Well... I don't know anything for sure. But I heard he's a roofless killer!"

"Coffee Joke [OC] So the coffee asked the creamer, ""Are you outraged by our working conditions too, or do you support management?"" The creamer replied, ""I'm half and half."" ^^^I'm ^^^Sorry."

"There are 10 kinds of people in this world. The ones who know binary and the ones who don't."

"You know what Schwarzenegger is up to these days? He's an exterminator."

"There's no ""I"" in meat, but there's ""me"" and ""eat"", and I don't know how vegans can argue with that logic."

"What is half the diameter of a radish? ...the radiush."

"What kind of wine does Bruce Lee pair with a fish dinner? None, he just has some WATAH!"

"Usually when I try to be slick and say ""keep the change,"" the money I've handed over doesn't cover what I'm trying to purchase"

"""Your resume lists the skills 'poor timing' & 'awkward'?"" Can I have a raise? ""We haven't hired you."" Oh. You're very handsome. ""I see."""

"Did you hear about the woman who tried to bribe the police with pennies? She was taken in by the coppers."