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Joke of the Day

"A friend asked how I'd describe a hot air balloon, and I just told him it's a lot like my ex, but with a basket."

"What i do in my bedroom is my business, what I do in your bedroom ok I guess that's your business"

"Two cannibals are eating a clown... One says to the other: ""Does this taste funny to you?"""

"A man walks into a bar and notices two things: 1. there's a line. 2. The daily special is a Cranberry & Vodka. So he gets into the punch-line."

"Sometimes when I can't sleep I stare into the darkness and think how uncomfortable it must be to have balls between your legs."

"Doctor Doctor I think I'm a moth. So why did you come around then ? Well I saw this light at the window...!"

"Have you heard the best dad joke? He was the groom's father. Not part of the joke: Yes I made that up in the shower this morning."

"What does an Apple Watch do when it gets hungry? It goes back four seconds."

"Kylo Ren: *high pitched voice* I love you Kylo Ren. You're the best dark Jedi ever General Hux: *walks in* Stop playing with Vader's helmet"

"What do you call a psychic midget that escapes prison? A small medium at large."