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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken cross the road? (Why?) To get to the idiots house."
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"7 dwarfs were in the bath feeling happy. So ......happy got out"
"Excited for Downton Abbey tonight. According to DVR description, ""Lord Grantham gets pissy when a lady challenges the class system."" Oh boy!"
"The reason Santa is so Jolly? Is it because he knows where all the BAD girls live?"
"Cholo What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him? ""Get off me, homes!"" My brother heard this on Tosh."
"Why did the woman throw the stick of butter out the window? To watch the butterfly"
"There is a disturbing amount of product placement in my dreams."
"Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes."
"What do you call a Lesbian with fat fingers? Well hung"
"Its better to remain silent and let people think you a fool... ...than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."