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Joke of the Day
"Man: I want to share everything with you. Woman: Let's start from your bank account."
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"Me: Do you have any wrongdog? ""Ugh fine what's wrongdog"" Me: thank you so much for asking I'm doing terrible"
"Dear President of Mexico, DO NOT fall for Trump's old trick where he mumbles ""guypayingtobuildthewallsayswhat?"" and you say ""What?"""
"What do you have when you got a bag of weed and a bottle of Jack Daniel's? Jackpot!"
"How does a sloth hang itself? By trying to jump rope."
"What do you call a muscular Arab? Protein sheikh"
"*unrolls blueprints of a dick* no no no this part has got to go. dont know what this does... gone. lets put a ruby here. in the shaft"
"I had a dog with no legs.. I named him cigarette so I could take him for a drag."
"What's the difference between a snowman and snow-women? Snow-balls."
"What does an Asian with the biggest erection get when he walks into a wall? A broken nose."