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Joke of the Day
"Why did Hitler shoot himself? He saw his gas bill!"
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"Doctor Doctor my baby is the image of his father Never mind just so long as he's healthy!"
"If I can, and you can why Clark Kent?"
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"How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick."
"I got this gem from a 6-year-old ...seriously, I need to get rid of it fast, the law really frowns on stealing from children."
"I hate when I'm set on running a yellow light and the person in front of me chickens out."