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Joke of the Day
"I hit a Milestone today and now my fist really hurts."
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"Poker is like sex... If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand"
"What did the French philosopher say to the vegetable playing poker? All in, du thyme"
"Why was the Winemaker arrested Because he was a serial grapist!"
"Why was the EDM producer bad at fishing? Because he kept dropping the bass"
"What is the difference between the USA and North Korea? One is of them has a great leader!"
"Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color? So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week."
"I made a huge mistake I took my girlfriend to Subway, when she got her six inch sub, she looked at me and she instantly knew that I've been lying to her for years."
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