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Joke of the Day
"This sub has taken a dive recently I guess I should put my phone in rice to try and dry it out."
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"Why does the speech impaired baker say he got fired? He took one too many whisks."
"Your momma is so old.. her social security number is 000-00-0001"
"Brazil - Germany, the most embarrassing semi since... ... I watched Brokeback Mountain with my Dad."
"Why was the football stadium so cold? Because of all the fans."
"If I have a rooster and you have a donkey and your donkey eats my roosters feet, what do I get? Two feet of cock up your ass."
"What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty? Are you my mother?"
"Why do orphans like tennis? Only place they can get love"
"mailman: ahhh nothing quite like returning home from a long day delivering m- [gets attacked by his own dog]"
"What do the French have between the 2nd and 3rd course? Intercourse."