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Joke of the Day
"Why do orphans like tennis? Only place they can get love"
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"That beard may hide a couple of your chins but it won't make you pretty, ma'am."
"Just heard that someone has started digging Fidel Castro's grave.. Must be a communist plot."
"Jenny on the mine field Jenny is running through a mine field and waves her hands within 2km... Bonus round: Who's there? - Definitely not Jenny?"
"The boiled water died It shall be mist"
"A girl who lives hundreds of miles away texting you ""I'm drunk"" is like a lasagna texting you from Italy saying ""I'm delicious"""
"A lot of parents are asking questions about my baby cannon. Like ""Does it really fire babies?"" & ""Have you seen my son Jeff?"""
"if a pea-brain is someone with a small brain, then a peacock is someone with a ...? no?"
"How do we know that deer are stupid... ...and not just *really* suicidal?"
"Ocean's 45: The group gets bigger each heist It's too hard to keep secrets Someone posts the next plan on Facebook Everyone goes to jail"