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Joke of the Day
"What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty? Are you my mother?"
Next Joke
"Is it really 2016? I mean Tarzan is playing in theaters, Pokemon is a craze, and a Clinton is running for President of the United States."
"Why did vatican invite Bernie not Hillary? They couldn't afford it."
"*bumpes into my ex on the street *dials a number Hello, Satan? Dude I thought we had an agreement?!"
"What did one rock say to the other? Ha, you really think rocks can talk?"
"Which character of Pokemon is a jew? Ash"
"Chicken and a frog found a book The chicken says ""book book book BOOK!'' The frog responds ''Read it Read it Read it!''"
"Yes, I DO think ""did you bring my pizza?"" is an acceptable answer when you're in a public bathroom and someone knocks on the door."
"Q: Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book? A: They all have phones."
"Sometimes I really want to throw paper at people. Brick shaped Paper. Made of brick."