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Joke of the Day

"If I have a rooster and you have a donkey and your donkey eats my roosters feet, what do I get? Two feet of cock up your ass."

"I've been making a list of reasons to move to Switzerland... the flag is big plus."

"Will I have an open casket at my funeral? Remains to be seen."

"What do we call of spill of the world's most abundant resource? A sunny day."

"What disease do police give black people? Glock coma"

"The year is 2157, our world is much like the one in that futuristic movie starring Tom Cruise. No, the other one. No, the other one. No, the"

"Every time I see of a white person being killed by a wild animal in captivity, I think...Animal Cracker!"

"Do people who use handkerchiefs know they don't have to hang on to the things that come out of their nose?"

"Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips."

"Hi kids I'm Keanu Reeves here to tell you that speed is never cool unless you're a professional SWAT member on a bus that's about to blow up"