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Joke of the Day
"Your momma is so old.. her social security number is 000-00-0001"
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"I like when players of opposite teams hug after the game as if to say, ""We're all so very, very rich."""
"What do you do with an epileptic in a bathtub? Laundry."
"What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down? It gets toad away"
"TUMS HAS ANYONE ELSE REALIZED THAT TUMS SPELLED BACKWARDS IS SMUT? WELL, IN ADVERTIZING THEY SAY SEX SELLS"
"My wife turns over and accidentally kicks me in the nuts. I gasp. She gasps. Then she raises her arms and yells, ""I WIN! I WIN!"""
"What did the mathematician use to kill himself? An hypotenuse."
"How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved?? Dude,I already did my time."
"If pharmaceutical companies have taught me anything, they've taught me that people with life threatening illnesses love to hike."
"Blonde Jokes What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brown? artificial intelligence What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair red? Selling her soul for intelligence"