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Joke of the Day
"The cannibal was late to dinner He was given the cold shoulder"
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"What do you call the misuse of a meme? A misdememer."
"Date: Do u have any allergies? Me: I'm allergic to raisins. They make me cry D: That's an unusual reaction M: They could've been wine!!"
"My wife loves sports... Her favorite position is beside herself, and her favorite sport is jumping to conclusions."
"What's the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth Hurty!"
"Nobody is saving anything on car insurance. We're all being ripped off."
"People keep saying drugs are dangerous, I abused lots of drugs and I'm fine. It's only the people watching me through power sockets that are annoying."
"I hate horror movies where everything goes back to normal at the end. You just had a demon inside you, but yeah, let's go for pancakes."
"What did the egg say to the boiling water? Give me a few minutes to get hard, I just got laid."
"I started bleeding out of my ear yesterday.... I think I'm on my HEARiod"