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Joke of the Day
"Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties? Because there is lots of school spirit!"
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"I think you scientists did a great job of making old people's d-i-c-k-s hard. How 'bout you guys take a look at cancer and stuff now."
"If you're not fully satisfied with your life, do something about it. Or complain about it on the internet. Whatever."
"Met a girl cop today. She shot me down."
"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because it looks like you landed face first"
"My coworker has inspirational quotes up in her cubicle and one of them says ""choose your destiny"" so I guess she plays Mortal Kombat too."
"Mommy, mommy can I lick the bowl out? Noooo...just flush the toilet like a normal person......"
"How do two psychiatrists greet each other? ""You are fine, how am I?"""
"Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I. Classic from ""What About Bob"""
"German Did you hear about the new German microwave oven? It seats 25."