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Joke of the Day
"Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties? Because there is lots of school spirit!"
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"What's Hitler's favorite video game? Mein Kraft."
"What's the most useless thing ever? Anne Frank's drum kit."
"The fact that Americans eat cookie dough and cake batter shows that we can't even wait until it's done cooking anymore."
"What do selfies make me want to do? Shoot myself"
"Haha, You're Gay. Go get married."
"My thai girlfriend told me a small penis doesn't matter... ...I still wish she didn't have one though"
"Reflection vs Refraction the point at which I realize how lucky I am to not have an Asian professor."
"A man walks into a bar He asks the bartender, ""Do you have any helicopter flavored potato chips?"" The bartender shakes his head and says, ""No, we only have plain."""
"Yo momma,.. Yo momma is so stupid, that when they play *Do the brown* she thinks its *Dodo brown* and the bitch shits on herself each time."