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Joke of the Day
"A redditor walks into a bar... ""All of our servers are busy right now. Try again later."""
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"Misfortune Cookie After finishing our Chinese food, my husband and I cracked open our fortune cookies. Mine read, ""Be quiet for a little while."" His read, ""Talk while you have a chance."""
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"Problem: I hate peeing alone, sleeping, & nobody talks to me about random nonsense Solution: kids"
"Teacher : What are you doing crawling into school ten minutes late ? Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late !"