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Joke of the Day

"A redditor walks into a bar... ""All of our servers are busy right now. Try again later."""

"Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards? A: A new age song."

"Cop: What happened? Me: A Smart Car hit one of those little Fiats. Cop: Can you describe the accident. Me: Adorable?"

"If only the person that named ""walkie talkies"" had been in charge of naming so many more household objects."

"What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs? I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee"

"At 23:59 31.12.2015 I raised my left foot off the ground Just to be sure I start 2016 on the right foot"

"Irish step dancing was discovered by women waiting in line to use the restroom."

"Whats the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? a pickpocket snatches watches"

"Do you like cats? Me too. But I can never finish one by myself"

"The coffee in my cup is rippling. With all my experiences in the past this means that a dinosaur is coming my way.....Shit."