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"I wonder what my dog named me."
"This spa was amazing! Umm Miss, you just walked through our car wash."
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"Irritating An irritating friend took a drink from my wife's beer and said, ""Ha,Ha, this is one step from kissing your wife!"" ""Yes it is,"" I replied, ""and two steps from sucking my dick."""
"A gun walks into a bar... And says ""Hey bartender - I need to get loaded."" The bartender says ""Ok, I'll get you a few rounds."""
"What is the best gift to give a gay geneticist? designer genes"