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Joke of the Day

"I recently switched from Wells Fargo to a credit union... ...my banking got much simpler - bye all accounts."

"I heard 9/10 Redditors are dumb... I'm so glad to be part of the 1%"

"What do a baseball and a Mexican have in common? The harder you hit it the more English you get"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cain ! Cain who ? Cain you tell !"

"Why did the cowboy get a daschund? Because someone told him to get along little doggie."

"[bankruptcy court] JUDGE: Didn't you do any financial planning? ME: *lips pressed on mic* Yes, your Honor, I was planning on having finances"

"I'm invincible. I can not be Vinced"

"What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A roamin Catholic."

"Did you hear about the short-sighted circumsiser? He got the sack."

"I don't think it's by accident that the ceilings in trailer homes aren't high enough to hang yourself from."