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Joke of the Day

"Why did the air freshener company go out of business? Because they lacked common scents..."

"[CSI at Starbucks] ""Ma'am you've been robbed. Suspect is at large."" Barista: At what? ""At large"" At what? ""At venti?"" OMG HOW AWFUL!!!"

"How does Han Solo like to get around Endor? Ewoks"

"Out of 11, how bad is your OCD?"

"DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A HUNTER & A STALKER What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker? ANSWER: The hunter has to wait until it's in season!"

"You've just got to see the fan exhibition It blew me away"

"I log in facebook to see that everyone is at the bar... I go to the bar to see that everyone is on facebook."

"I do not enjoy eating chicken... ... it leaves a fowl taste in my mouth."

"Why do you go to a black mans garage sale? So you can get all your stuff back."

"if all my friends jumped off a cliff I wouldn't do it too because cats can land on their feet they'll be fine"