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Joke of the Day
"How does Han Solo like to get around Endor? Ewoks"
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"If you don't get this joke... ...then you should probably get your hearing checked."
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"I masturbated so good last night, when I woke up, my dick was making breakfast."
"I know the best way to get downvoted. I'll tell you if someone gives me gold!"
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"""Just the tip,"" I whisper seductively to the pizza delivery guy, hoping he fulfills my fantasy of not charging me for the pizza."