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Joke of the Day
"Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke hadn't been invented yet."
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"""Oh you like this cake? (*Tosses cake out the window*) Oops."" - Game of Thrones"
"What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes? I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)"
"What do you call a cow that can't produce milk? Udderly useless."
"I'm not feeling myself today ... would you do it for me?"
"Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys."
"What do you call a knight made out of clay? Sir Amick"
"Why didn't the Indian like having two t.p.'s? They made him 2 tence."
"i asked a German man if he had a wife He said he had nein."
"Some people brings happiness wherever they go I bring happiness whenever I go"