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Joke of the Day

"Why'd the pervert get banned from the board game shop? No fucking clue"

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"There are 10 types of people Those who understand hexadecimal.. And F the rest."
"*swivels around in evil chair* *evil laugh* *pets evil cat* *evil cat laughs* *jumps out of evil chair* ""Holy shit, that cat just laughed!"""
"call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won't remember... Call her fat once and she will never forget. Thats because elephants never forget =)"
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