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Joke of the Day
"The Buddhist Mafia is called Karma."
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"I'm going to get a dime-sized spider tattooed on my penis. It's the only way I can get women to shout ""Oh my God it's huge!"" when they see my dick."
"What's Red and smells like Blue paint? Red paint."
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"I hate niggers"
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