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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Kiwi with one leg? Not even bro."
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"I'll be a millionaire once I'm done making this device that lets you punch people in the face over the internet."
"What do you call a line of Mexicans buried across the border? A spicket fence"
"A guy is at Chick-Fil-A When all of a sudden Tinker Bell shows up. He goes to a worker and says, ""Wow, you guys have fairies in here?"" The worker then says, ""No, our CEO doesn't like it."""
"A vaping vegan walks into a bar Just kidding they're incapable of doing anything remotely cool."
"My mom saw me crying in my room and asked what's wrong. I told her I feel like I didn't exist. She told me I do exist because im a pain in the ass."
"They say if you ever get attacked by a shark you should punch it in the nose which is easy cause imagine how composed you would be."
"Remember the Three R's of r/jokes Repost, reuse, recycle."
"The first rule of thesaurus club is... You do not talk, speak, communicate, orate, or converse about thesaurus club"
"Just landed at LaGuardia lol JFK"