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Joke of the Day

"What happened to the guy who ingested lead? It wasn't the lead that killed him, but rather the element of surprise."

"her: I have this weird fantasy where my man shaves me while I sleep me: k her: *wakes up with no eyebrows"

"I must have a great ass Because after leaving a conversation, I always hear someone mumble ""what an ass."""

"Did you hear that Tom Brady is running for president? His platform is lowering inflation."

"90 years from now, they'll sing songs about the courage and bravery you displayed during the great ""Instagram Selling Your Photos"" skirmish."

"What's the difference between a pregnant lady and a lightbulb? You can unscrew a lightbulb."

"What do you call a perfect society formed by an Asian? A Yutopia"

"50 cent is only a quarter of what he used to be."

"Why did the skeleton not go to prom? He had no *body* to go with!!! As told by a Professor, in a serious Aerospace class, reading off of Laffy Taffy."

"-I got you a birthday present... ...but I can't give it to you until tomorrow. -What is it? -It rhymes with 'Something to get drunk with'."