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Joke of the Day
"""I put my gear back in fourth."" - Willow Smith learning to drive, maybe."
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"I wonder who ate the first egg. Like who said, ""I'm a eat the white ball that chicken just shit out."""
"What is iron man without his suit? Stark naked."
"Why is a frog luckier than a cat ? Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times !"
"Heroin is like a baby.. ..it feels so amazing to have in your arms."
"How did the blind man pass the eye exam? He just kept walking"
"I went to the gym and asked the guy there to teach me how to do the splits..... He said 'how flexible are you?' I said 'I can't do Thursdays.' Credit: Tommy Cooper"
"Don't let an extra chromosome let you down!"
"What's wrong with Andrew Jackson? He had an Underground Rail Road too, called the Trail of Tears."
"What kind of undergarments do mermaids wear? An algebra"