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Joke of the Day

"I wonder who ate the first egg. Like who said, ""I'm a eat the white ball that chicken just shit out."""

"What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks? &nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac"

"What do you call the North Korean dictator? Seouless"

"Bill Cosby and Steve Harvey walk into a bar... (complete the damn thing)"

"What kind of juice does hitler drink? Concentrated juice."

"I went to go see the Vagina Monologues... I went to go see the Vagina Monologues/And all I got was a yeast infection."

"Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres just drowned? They found her face down in Ricki Lake"

"Have you watched the movie about polynomials? I heard the *f(x)* were great!"

"I aint racist! I LOVE NASCAR!"

"Reddit just wouldn't be the same without communist subreddits; They really put the red back into reddit"